Statistics

[WasntMe]

95% of statistics are caused by smoking.

 

[lessci]

95% of statistics are caused by smoking.

My Grandad always used to say, There are lies, **** lies and statistics

 

[pdmjoker]

95% of statistics are caused by smoking.

I gather the definition of a statistician is someone who really wanted to be an accountant but realised they wouldn't be able to cope with all the excitement. (Told to me by a friend who is an accountant.)