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Guy goes into a pub and orders a beer. While the bartender is pouring it, he goes to get some cigarettes from the machine. He looks as the contents and is shocked to hear a voice from the machine ask "What are you looking at, a@@hole? Go to hell!". Stunned, he makes his way back to the bar. Still in shock, he hears soft voices coming from a bowl of peanuts on the bar. Listening closely, he hears the words "Nice tie, sir." and "Oh, I like your suit" and "You look like a very cultured chap". He cannot believe what he is hearing and says to the barman "This is a very odd pub!". The barman looks puzzled and then says "Oh, I should have told you, sir...the cigarette machine is out of order and the peanuts are complimentary".
I am so so sorry!
I am so so sorry!
