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The Best Definitions I

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.Some of the best definitions I've seen!!ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
    BEAUTY PARLOR:

    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CHICKENS:

    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
    COMMITTEE:

    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
    DUST:

    Mud with the juice squeezed out.
    EGOTIST:

    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
    HANDKERCHIEF:

    Cold Storage.
    INFLATION:

    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
    MOSQUITO:

    An insect that makes you like flies better.
    RAISIN:

    A grape with a sunburn.
    SECRET:

    Something you tell to one person at a time.
    SKELETON:

    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction.
    TOMORROW:

    One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
    YAWN:

    An honest opinion openly expressed.
    And MY Personal Favorite!!
    WRINKLES:

    Something other people have,Similar to my character lines.
     
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  2. margarett89

    margarett89 Family member · Member

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    haha, one time I saw :
    Priest - a person to whom all people turn to father, except his own children who use the return of their uncle.:D
     
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