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The blonde's bar

Hobs

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nope, I sure don't...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
hanadr said:
I'm blonde too
Hana


Yeah, but you've read it so I wont need to repeat it ...LOL :lol:

PS .. I was fair until it turned completely white and started to recede :D .. :lol: :lol:
 
Hobs said:
hanadr said:
I'm blonde too
Hana


Yeah, but you've read it so I wont need to repeat it ...LOL :lol:

PS .. I was fair until it turned completely white and started to recede :D .. :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
PS I'm a natural platinum blonde.
 
I shade from platinum to gold! :lol:
hana
 
I was blonde before my hair went walkies! :cry:

Nigel
 
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