The Diabetic Rap thread

[himtoo]

Join @Jaylee and @himtoo that's me entrance is free
creating manipulating spreading like the roots of a tree
the subject is D we all can be rappers or red snappers english word trappers speaking phonetically
my first verse is a bit terse but jaylee will curse if he waits any time
afore he answers with his lines, we'll just have to wait and see
oops nearly forgot tannee @Tanny35

peace , love , happiness and respect

 

[Robinredbreast]

In your face, is what it's bout,
It's a D, it's a i, it's a, it's b, it's e, an a t, and a e, s
It's hypo bad, me in a stress,
my brov, it's a happening, dis mind in a mess,
the show's going on, getting down on the floor,
Like Lucy in dat sky with diamonds, man, feel that score.

@nosher8355

 

[Jaylee]

Oh dear lord, you got me swingin the sword in this hip hop haven
Playin on words like the Bard of Avon slaving over keyboard
In an epic rap battle, cuts & bruises rubbing the Dettol
Pure conjecture as the young blood should take the mike
& show us what the're made of without missing a friendly swipe
in the mannor not afraid of banter or a good natured dissin
This is the place for pluggin your own hype
but beware of the typo error...

Respect.

 

[Tanny35]

I'm loving this rap, let's cut the ****

We'll get straight to the point, we all like the banter

That tanny is a ranter

She's met some lovely peeps through da forum, she hopes she doesn't bore em.

It started with a cartridge ordeal, man this s**t is for real

Everyday we need to inject to keep us alive,

but let's not forget

We are so unique,
we can handle this **** while we throw in the rap.


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[Lamont D]

Raps not for me!

It's not my cup of tea!

I'd rather get down to R & B!

That's where I wanna be!

I've got to listen to soul!

To make my life whole!

Motown or Northern Soul!

Other music leaves me cold!



I apologise now and wholeheartedly for my attempt at some rap lyrics!
Please be easy on me!

 

[himtoo]

so the nosher can rap with his low BG its fact not cr*p
he avoids the carbs but will he avoid the barbs
of the plenty who follow possibly tomorrow
or the day after next ina online style text from a phone
its not a moan or a groan
he's proballee got some carbs i could borrow

respect

 

[himtoo]

speaking of swords got a hoard of the insulin @Jaylee you can see
i could be runnin' a pharmacy
but i'm not wot i got is the way forward for me
vials are the vibe with the pump running my life
the pen is in bed no needle for a head or a cap or a wife
it's an insular life
injections i'm forgetting not letting them puncture my skin
just a BG tester to cause me pain and strife

 

[Shar67]

Diagnosed diabetes it gonna be hard but we keeping it real
Pricking fingers needles of steel
Insulin pen counting out the dose
Injecting through skin like no one knows
Sugar, honey might be killer
so keep low carbing as energy filler
Who knew fats were a bg winner,
diabetes getting low low low

 

[Jaylee]

Fee fi fo fum I test the blood of a type one
4 decades dealt the ace of spades, that's bull sh17 I'm still fit with no what ifs
got plans for the zombie apocalypse when it comes. Can still feel my toes & thumbs,
That said I may let em bite & join em? there maybe a cure if the virus takes hold
& void the insulin dependency. Sounds like heresy. But production loss would scare me
Disappointed that a chemist wouldn't last as the undead take on shot gun blasts
Hell there would be no elastoplasts with a focus on a low carb buffet brain frenzy
by reanimated corpse enimies. It's a plot for a movie...

 

[Robinredbreast]

Raps not for me!

It's not my cup of tea!

I'd rather get down to R & B!

That's where I wanna be!

I've got to listen to soul!

To make my life whole!

Motown or Northern Soul!

Other music leaves me cold!



I apologise now and wholeheartedly for my attempt at some rap lyrics!
Please be easy on me!

I had to quote you Nosher, I just knew Soul and Motown would be in there ( and quite rightly too )

 

[himtoo]

If I could I would
wipe the tears erase the fears educate the peers stop the media smears
the forum rocks and it don't hock our future or give us knocks
i test give respect inject
all for the feeling of living my best
for the peeps with dodgy eyes I cries despise this disease a crease upon our lives
or those with the kidney crime it hurts me big time no more rhymes
of any kind
it ends with this line

 

[himtoo]

Mo' salad i sense a ballad not an irish one by clannad
or wit potato less carbo for me
i dig the lettuce the cress
my fridge is in a mess
stacked with the double
pharmacy trouble repeatin'
the insulin on me

 

[Jaylee]

Raising this thread from the dead
It could be said there's a shed load
of bold contributions, make no illusions
You can mix poetic fusion with a phat beat
Turn up the heat and study the topic in microscopic
From the back seat? Or get myopic on the EU scene.
Yeah, you could scream & have a cow
You pretty much guessing what I'm doing now
Just chillin, addin a post which at most won't derail
Causin my man @himtoo head to fail as he picks up on my tail
I don't even need a link here to back up any credibility
Just eligible Rymes & a break beat consistancy
Syncopated, phonetically crafted, long lasted
lines for you, with the timing of the shrew...

 

[alaska]

Diabetes is a shock
Often frightening
Learn to know it though
It's utterly enlightening
If more doctors came
Took a look at the forum
Seeing the drops in HbA1c
Would totally floor them

(It's more like verse than rap -but hey, it's a try)

 

[himtoo]

@alaska are you baked
what do you take
problee no cake , just insulin or met
and I get your try to be sly catching me and @Jaylee on the fly
we may be with @Tanny35 the rappers of the mo
we got flow , so , respect for your verse
use your heart and just go
call your nurse , don't curse , the BG's could be worse
we're here always near , to the 49th state I know
on america it's a massive bump
hope it don't end up with the trump

 

[Jaylee]

I catch on the fly cuz I know this thread don't have DNR
On the notes, it just floats. Let the cynical pass up on the lyrical
Accomplishment to bump this topic like a bionic accessory
A replacement knee for the "general chattery"
It better be? For the pages will take ages as the various stages
Rage before it gets caged in an archive..
Let's keep the thread alive..!

Respect!

 

[himtoo]

I got the respect -- it's a test
not for blood but to be the best
i won't rest
it's the crest not the toothpaste
that i waste just my keyboard letters typed in haste
it's the news of the world
in the pic but is it ?
it's slick
freddie's been nicked by the blood testing gargantuan prick.



love and charity !!