The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

[Andy12345]

hit me with a double evian please thommo, i need a boost this morn and dont think my usual tap water will hit the spot today


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[Thommothebear]

Dash of bitters with that?


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[carty]

Has anyone got any old hapennies for the shove board not them old 1/2 p``s they wont go anywhere
CAROL

 

[Thommothebear]

We use steel washers!


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[carty]

We have a saying here up north that if someone is rubbish at their job we wouldnt pay them in "weshers"
CAROL

 

[noblehead]

As it's Friday I'll have fish & chips and a pint of Guinness......and hurry up with the order

 

[equipoise]

I seem to have come out without my wallet. Can I run a tab? My name? Everyone just calls me Andy12345. Round of drinks for everyone here.

 

[carty]

I am the new barmaid can I keep the change?
CAROL

 

[carty]

My mother was a hairdresser 60 odd years ago so I think I could help him with his hair
CAROL

 

[Andy12345]

my wifes crazy old nan walked past a hairdressers in the high street a 100 years ago therefore feels qualified to cut my kids hair

 

[equipoise]

Whoops he's come in -- gotta go.

 

[Thommothebear]

Virtual drinks are all free to well behaved, polite drinkers anyway, no need for a tab.


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[Andy12345]

i was just about to buy a round too, oh well

 

[carty]

Are there any well behaved and polite customers in here?
CAROL

 

[equipoise]

I was just leaving...

 

[Nigel11]

Quick pint please bar keep before the French give the welsh a lesson ! Cheers

 

[Avocado Sevenfold]

I was hoping to meet up with Cara for a small sherry in the ladies lounge to discuss veggie jelly, but I'm pished already.

 

[Nigel11]

Mmmmmmmmm dish of humble pie please bar keep ( walks to back of bar head down )

 

[Andy12345]

im so happy i dont play rugby, there nuts, watching it whilst listening to music on the headphones really makes you realise what a brutal game it is lol

 

[Nigel11]

Yeh they seem a different side well done the welsh