Welcome to the Polar Bear Inn, we are now fully stocked with all forms of virtual ale, lagers, spirits and wines, plus the odd bag of pork scratchings. All our mixers are guaranteed sugar free. Prices are low and all drinks are calorie and carb free.
No swearing, spitting or selling kitchens allowed.
Name your poison, the first one is on the house
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Well these days, one does not participate one's self in the rather enjoyable pastime alcohol offers however, one can still mention one's preferred poison of 100 years ago.
Before I begin however, permit me, if you will, to issue the following statement.
Despite being a pristine, warm, cosy, welcoming, rose covered establishment with the thoroughly professional, attractive and most beautiful of beautiful owner/ landladys, I rather suspect the Polar Bear Inn would not cater for one who rather enjoyed wetting his whistle so to speak, with the warm, smooth, delicate and velvety tasting Whisky of one's choice. It (
the poison) being rather expensive you see, old girl. Sniff.
.....Anti, is the name,
Antiquary.
Finally, I must confess that participating in those enjoyable sessions of far off days moved forward apace, one could never quite recall the pronunciation of "Antiquary", was the emphasis as follows......
Antiquary or Anti
quary?
The brain is now so frazzled from those enjoyable sessions that one finds oneself unable to recall the correct answer.
On reflection, perhaps settling for AntiMary may be the better option.
Thank you for an excellent thread.
Kind personal regards.
Willie.
