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The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

I am also available to help with security, if required, at weekends. Wages will be virtual, of course
 

Thank you Mr Bear Fluffy will be pleased. He suffers from separation anxiety - big softie.
 
I'll have a word with Hagrid, he's just not been the same since the embarrassing incident at Hogwarts and he's never been really happy just managing the car park here.


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Home-made steak & kidney pie would go down lovely
 
Also, if anybody need to park their spaceship please check in with Chewinterbacca the Wonkie at the main desk. Space is limited.

Ps, be very, very polite.


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Anybody offering treacle sponge should be elevated to hero status! I bow down to you sir - but only if it's served with lashings of custard. Lol
 
Scandichic said:
Anybody offering treacle sponge should be elevated to hero status! I bow down to you sir - but only if it's served with lashings of custard. Lol
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Stop it ! I'm getting aroused !
 
Rofl! I believe that the dodgy clientele hang around in the Dog and Gun next door!
 
Thanks for accommodating my pet Mr Bear. You'd better tell Hagrid that he's not that Fluffy - I can see the confusion, my fault for using the English version of his name. He's actually called Ffluvi ap Llimpet.
I'd hate Haggers to think he was meeting up with an old chum/workmate.

The s & k pie sounds great, can you organise some virgins for the dragon?
 
Thanks volunteers would be great, stops him playing with his food.
 
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