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The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

I am also available to help with security, if required, at weekends. Wages will be virtual, of course :-)
 
Thommothebear said:
i am willing to consider reasonable menu requests, but I should warn you there is currently a shortage of unicorns so unicorn pie will be very expensive if thats what you were thinking of. Stabling should be available but there may be a small charge for the additional flameproofing that the insurance company insists on.


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Thank you Mr Bear Fluffy will be pleased. He suffers from separation anxiety - big softie.
 
I'll have a word with Hagrid, he's just not been the same since the embarrassing incident at Hogwarts and he's never been really happy just managing the car park here.


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Home-made steak & kidney pie would go down lovely :cool:
 
Anybody offering treacle sponge should be elevated to hero status! I bow down to you sir - but only if it's served with lashings of custard. Lol :)
 
Rofl! I believe that the dodgy clientele hang around in the Dog and Gun next door!
 
Thanks for accommodating my pet Mr Bear. You'd better tell Hagrid that he's not that Fluffy - I can see the confusion, my fault for using the English version of his name. He's actually called Ffluvi ap Llimpet.
I'd hate Haggers to think he was meeting up with an old chum/workmate.

The s & k pie sounds great, can you organise some virgins for the dragon?
 
Thanks volunteers would be great, stops him playing with his food.
 
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