The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

[Thommothebear]

Definitely more than a chance, lovely stuff!


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[mo1905]

I am also available to help with security, if required, at weekends. Wages will be virtual, of course

 

[Thommothebear]

Hired!


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[Dogbutler]

i am willing to consider reasonable menu requests, but I should warn you there is currently a shortage of unicorns so unicorn pie will be very expensive if thats what you were thinking of. Stabling should be available but there may be a small charge for the additional flameproofing that the insurance company insists on.


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Thank you Mr Bear Fluffy will be pleased. He suffers from separation anxiety - big softie.

 

[Thommothebear]

I'll have a word with Hagrid, he's just not been the same since the embarrassing incident at Hogwarts and he's never been really happy just managing the car park here.


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[noblehead]

Home-made steak & kidney pie would go down lovely

 

[Thommothebear]

Also, if anybody need to park their spaceship please check in with Chewinterbacca the Wonkie at the main desk. Space is limited.

Ps, be very, very polite.


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[Thommothebear]

Home-made steak & kidney pie would go down lovely

You want extra carbs with that?


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[noblehead]

You want extra carbs with that?

A few chips (home-made of course) with some veg would be ideal

 

[Thommothebear]

Sorry, no spuds left, they ran out next door so I gave them both of the spuds we had.


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[Thommothebear]

I can offer you the treacle sponge pud though


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[noblehead]

Sorry, no spuds left, they ran out next door so I gave them both of the spuds we had.


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Badly managed pub, told you earlier I should have been put in charge

 

[Thommothebear]

i will try to live with the shame.


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[Scandichic]

Anybody offering treacle sponge should be elevated to hero status! I bow down to you sir - but only if it's served with lashings of custard. Lol

 

[mo1905]

Anybody offering treacle sponge should be elevated to hero status! I bow down to you sir - but only if it's served with lashings of custard. Lol

Stop it ! I'm getting aroused !

 

[Scandichic]

Rofl! I believe that the dodgy clientele hang around in the Dog and Gun next door!

 

[Dogbutler]

Thanks for accommodating my pet Mr Bear. You'd better tell Hagrid that he's not that Fluffy - I can see the confusion, my fault for using the English version of his name. He's actually called Ffluvi ap Llimpet.
I'd hate Haggers to think he was meeting up with an old chum/workmate.

The s & k pie sounds great, can you organise some virgins for the dragon?

 

[Thommothebear]

Errrrr.......I suppose I could ask for volunteers


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[Dogbutler]

Thanks volunteers would be great, stops him playing with his food.

 

[Thommothebear]

He might have to wait a while I suspect.


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