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Diabeticliberty
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Shortly after I got married in was driving down the M62 when I saw blue flashing lights in my mirror. I pulled over and the copper climbed off his motorbike and approached me. 'Good morning officer, what can I do for you?' I asked. He replied 'What the hell do you think you're playing at? 3 miles down the road your wife fell out of your car' I answered him 'Thank God for that. I thought that I'd gone deaf'.
