WeeWillie
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 2,556
- Location
- UK
- Type of diabetes
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy,
reaches into his pocket and takes out a small
Irish Whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle on to the teaspoon
and offers it to the chemist, saying,
"Could you taste this for me please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon and puts
it in his mouth, swills the liquid around
and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all" says the chemist.
"Oh, that's a relief" says Paddy.
"The doctor told me to come here and get
my urine tested for sugar"
reaches into his pocket and takes out a small
Irish Whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle on to the teaspoon
and offers it to the chemist, saying,
"Could you taste this for me please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon and puts
it in his mouth, swills the liquid around
and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all" says the chemist.
"Oh, that's a relief" says Paddy.
"The doctor told me to come here and get
my urine tested for sugar"
