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Robinredbreast said:
WeeWillie said:

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LOL izzi, I'm still trying to work that one out. :D

Anyway, here's another one for your delectation.
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So sorry madam, I thought you were one of the plebs trying to board 1st class.
That weewillie's one of them, always chancing his luck. The little pleb, he tried
again yesterday, he even attempted to board with his bicycle... how common. :lol:

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The guard " For the last time, this isn't The Polar Express and I'm not Tom Hanks"( he's secretly thinking) ooooooohhhhhhhh Tom Hanks, I'd Chattanooga choo choo with him anytime, hmmmmmm, now he's definitley 1st class X

RRB
:D

:lol:

willie.
 
WeeWillie said:
izzi...be very very careful with this one. :D
Me? I'm saying nothing.
Actually I've been trying to think of a suitable non offensive song title...
nothing comes to mind. :?
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This one is not meant to offend in any way whatsoever.
O father O father I've come tay Confess
I met a wee Lasssi and left her in a hell of a mess
"And there's something inside her that shouldnay be there."
:?
 
izzzi said:
WeeWillie said:
izzi...be very very careful with this one. :D
Me? I'm saying nothing.
Actually I've been trying to think of a suitable non offensive song title...
nothing comes to mind. :?
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This one is not meant to offend in any way whatsoever.
O father O father I've come tay Confess
I met a wee Lasssi and left her in a hell of a mess
"And there's something inside her that shouldnay be there."
:?



What about this one Willie ?

"Show me the way to go home

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

And it's gone right to my head

Everywhere that I roam

Over land or sea or foam

You can always hear me singing this song

Show me the way to go home."

RRB :)
 
Brilliant replys. :lol: :thumbup:
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Altogether now.................

Happy Birthday To You

Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday to you.

(well, mibbie not :D ... but I can't think of anything else. lol)
 
WeeWillie said:
Brilliant replys. :lol: :thumbup:
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Altogether now.................

Happy Birthday To You

Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday to you.

(well, mibbie not :D ... but I can't think of anything else. lol)


" Oh sweet jesus, I must stop staying up late watching Father Ted re-runs, tis Father Jack surely given me a few bad habits",hic hic yawn ( girls, drink, girls, drink)

RRB :D
 
:D You all have some deep meaningful imaginations. :lol:

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Dedicated metallurgist taking some work home. :)

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WeeWillie said:
:D You all have some deep meaningful imaginations. :lol:

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Dedicated metallurgist taking some work home. :)

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" Should have enough pull if it rings true, I must surely be a babe magnet tonight" COME ON 8) 8)

RRB :D
 
WeeWillie said:
:D You all have some deep meaningful imaginations. :lol:

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Dedicated metallurgist taking some work home. :)

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Police in Brixworth believe tagging is in the increase and working.
 
"Sasquatch found on tube"

"I'm just an ordinary traveller really albeit for the occasional smell"
 
WeeWillie said:
:D You all have some deep meaningful imaginations. :lol:

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Dedicated metallurgist taking some work home. :)

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" Can't wait till I get home and watch the Metal Micky reruns"( girlfriend thinks its werid !!!!! but I've only watched it 199 times :( )

RRB
 
Robinredbreast said:
WeeWillie said:
:D You all have some deep meaningful imaginations. :lol:

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Dedicated metallurgist taking some work home. :)

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" Can't wait till I get home and watch the Metal Micky reruns"( girlfriend thinks its werid !!!!! but I've only watched it 199 times :( )

RRB

199 times :crazy:

:lol:

weewillie.
 
O' Yeh... you and whose army mister?
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Wouldn't like to mess with this delightfully delicate young lady, would you. :lol:
 
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Willue, you have gone to far this time, taking a photo of our lovely Forum Moderator "29"
 
Why don't you think I have got a figure like that? :angel:
 
WeeWillie said:
O' Yeh... you and whose army mister?
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Wouldn't like to mess with this delightfully delicate young lady, would you. :lol:


" Bl**dy men, 4 oclock he came in last night, poker match he slurred, my backside, if he thinks I'm gonna forget this, well he's got another thing coming, I mean 4 o'clock in the morning, oh no, no, no, no I'm not having that, and I KNOW i smelt some perfume, cheap rubbish, just wait till I get home......................................... grrrrrrrrrrrrr 4 o'clock in the morning" :x

RRB hehe
 
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