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This is Lexi

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Feb 8, 2018.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd. I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to long haired dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 69 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook, and keeps a clean house.
     
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  2. deb1960

    deb1960 Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    She sounds just what I'm looking for! I'd be quite happy to share my husband with her. She will find him untidy, unable to cook or clean the bathroom. He's a brilliant gardener though.
     
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    Sounds like an advertisement I saw once.

    Wanted
    Women to cook and clean fish
    dig worms, make love.

    Must have own boat and motor.
    Please send photo of boat and motor.
     
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