Brilliant!
Only in the good ol USofA would you get a bedside buddy shotgun rack..
Who would use a rifle for paranoid close quarter "home protection" anyway? The same people who advocate a "semi automatic" for hunting.. Lol
Though in fairness. I could be useful for walking sticks??
@Indy51 thank you for this - utterly hilarious! Difficult to eat my boiled eggs elegantly while laughing so much, so I've got some wiping up to do.....