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Total Brain Malfunctions During COVID-19

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Captain Crunch, May 6, 2020.

  1. Captain Crunch

    Captain Crunch Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    Here are a couple of amusing comments I've heard during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    I was exchanging WhatsApp messages with a friend and we were chewing the fat over COVID-19 when he stated that COVID-19 had mutated from COVID-18, which mutated from COVID-17, etc. :D After I'd pulled myself together from laughing, I asked him if he was joking. Sadly he wasn't. He's generally quite an intelligent chap too.

    I was chatting to my cousin on the phone and he was concerned about the possible low blood oxygen levels that can result from COVID-19. To this end he bought himself a house plant with the misguided view that the miniscule amount of oxygen produced by a solitary plant would in some way help. He even researched which plants generate the most oxygen. :D Now if he could get a medium sized rain forest in his flat he might be on to something.
     
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  2. xfieldok

    xfieldok Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    What he actually needs is a tent and a plane ticket to the amazon :)
     
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  3. Tipetoo

    Tipetoo Type 2 · Expert

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    I would not blame your cousin to much, look at the covid 19 rubbish that come from the POTUS's mouth / tweets...
     
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