True Story

Pura Vida

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True Story




A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided
toleave a note saying"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me" and hid under thebed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the
kitchen before he comes into the bedroom, she could see him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone andcalling someone; "she's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy French ****, I love you".

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed,seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see whathe wrote;
"I can see your feet. Stop being retarded, we're outta bread, throw the kettle on, back in five".
 

kitedoc

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Ha ! Ha!! She will have to improve her footwork next time !!
There is a hint there though about what attire she might dare to wear !!!