Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Winnipeg and park themselves on a bar
stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
Eric the bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers.
"Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a
car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
Eric thinks for a minute, "Ah, England!" "Wonderful country...the history, the
culture, and especially the beer."
"Nah, we don't like that British ****", "Hamburgers and Molson's
beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're
so arrogant and rude."
"So why do you keep going to England?" .
"Gives Jim a chance to drive..."
stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
Eric the bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers.
"Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a
car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
Eric thinks for a minute, "Ah, England!" "Wonderful country...the history, the
culture, and especially the beer."
"Nah, we don't like that British ****", "Hamburgers and Molson's
beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're
so arrogant and rude."
"So why do you keep going to England?" .
"Gives Jim a chance to drive..."
