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chris lowe
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Two aliens crossing the Arizona desert arrived at a gas station that was closed for the night.
Theyapproached one of the gas pumps and the younger alienaddressed it saying :-
"Greetings,Earthling.We come in peace.Takeus to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again,there was no response.
****** off at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly,
"Greetings,Earthling.Wecome in peace. Takeus to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien again warned his comrade saying,
'Youprobably don't want to do that!Ireally think that will make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien.
Heaimed his weapon and opened fire.
Therewas a huge explosion.Amassive fireball roared towards him
and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt,
smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed.
When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes,
straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser
alien who was standingover him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien.
'Hedamn near killed me!Howdid you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend andreplied,
'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels,
you never messabout with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder
twice and then stickit in his ear.
Theyapproached one of the gas pumps and the younger alienaddressed it saying :-
"Greetings,Earthling.We come in peace.Takeus to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again,there was no response.
****** off at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly,
"Greetings,Earthling.Wecome in peace. Takeus to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien again warned his comrade saying,
'Youprobably don't want to do that!Ireally think that will make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien.
Heaimed his weapon and opened fire.
Therewas a huge explosion.Amassive fireball roared towards him
and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt,
smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed.
When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes,
straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser
alien who was standingover him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien.
'Hedamn near killed me!Howdid you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend andreplied,
'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels,
you never messabout with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder
twice and then stickit in his ear.
