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Various funnies from the pro pilots forum...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tipetoo, May 14, 2020.

  1. Tipetoo

    Tipetoo Type 2 · Expert

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    I had my leg X-rayed today.
    The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
    I said, "Inch high knees?"
    He said, “你的膝盖高2.54厘米"

    I write songs about sewing machines
    I'm a singer songwriter!

    I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the villages water...
    That didn't go down well...



    With Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland staying at home ...looks like the World Cup again.

    The English are all out early again.
    Sounds like a Cricket score.

    A shop assistant fought off a robber with his labelling gun.
    The police are looking for a man with a price on his head...

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  2. Raisen22

    Raisen22 Type 1 · Member

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    Ahahahahahahaaaaa that gov.uk screenshot cracked me up :happy::happy:
     
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  3. Tipetoo

    Tipetoo Type 2 · Expert

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    Pleased you liked it mate, it got up some ones nose tho'... :meh:
     
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