Walking Some old ones

[Pura Vida]

Walking
can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years
old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000
per month..

My
grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now
he's 97 years old and
We don't know where he is.

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who
annoy me.

I
have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out
what I'm doing..

I
joined a health club last year,
Spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't
lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every
time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with
chocolate.

The
advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll
say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If
you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small
country.

I
know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just
getting over the hill.

We
all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more
information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to
it.


Every
time I start thinking too much
About how I look, I just find a
Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.