What if Apple made an Insulin Pump?

22nw22

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What if Apple made an insulin pump?

1. How would it work?
2. What would it be called?
3. Would they come round to it?
4. Will there be any features added to it?


This is all humour.
 
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Marvin

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And what the HELL might it cost!!!!!
 
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Diakat

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It would only work after a retinal scam - useless when hyper due to pressure changes in eye.
 
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Knowing Apple products it will not be compatible with anything that is not Apple.

If then... :meh:
 
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What if Apple made an insulin pump?

1. How would it work?
2. What would it be called?
3. Would they come round to it?
4. Will there be any features added to it?


This is all humour.

It could be called. 'An Apple a day............' ;):)
 

CearaRed1073

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It would be called an i pump.
iPump. it would communicate with both my iPhone AND MacBook, i could have to speak to me in a male British voice :)::SIGH:::) and perhaps, i could have it speak the word 'banana' in Eddie Izzard's voice as my alarm :)::HEAVY SIGH:::)
 
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CearaRed1073

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It would only work after a retinal scam - useless when hyper due to pressure changes in eye.
nope, it would use your thumb print...making it bloodyfreakingfantastic, non?