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When Beethoven passed away.

WeeWillie

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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking through the
cemetery when he heard some strange noise coming from the area
where Beethoven was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognisable
music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave,
listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's
Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth
Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening,
"There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realisation of what was happening dawned on
the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd now gathered
in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing
to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
 
Loved that one ! Cheers !
 
Sat here reading the label on these Tesco burgers and it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar.
 
Superchip said:
Sat here reading the label on these Tesco burgers and it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar.


Superchip, stop it, your making me horse with laughter :roll: I'll get me coat...
 
Morning Sid !

Perhaps Tesco burgers should be our stable diet ! ( other supermarket burgers are available ! )

Sorry !

Superchip....
 
Heard so many of these Tesco jokes today and laughed at every single one. All this laughing is making my voice hoarse!
 
I popped into tescos cafe this morning and asked for burger and chips , the waitress asked me "would you like anything on the burger?" I said a fiver each way please.
 
Sid Bonkers said:
I popped into tescos cafe this morning and asked for burger and chips , the waitress asked me "would you like anything on the burger?" I said a fiver each way please.

:lol: Nice one sid :thumbup:
 
Tesco have removed their veggie burgers from the shelves after discovering traces of uniquorn.

Sorry !
 
Anyway....on their website Tesco's have issued a full apology and promise of refunds.
Further to this Tesco are offering all customers who bought the horse burgers a free upgrade to their new high speed mobile internet service.........4GG
 
At about 03:30 this morning I was idly thinking about leg/foot cramps while hopping about the bedroom on one leg ...

This extract stolen from viviennem's post last September ' Leg cramps & Metformun ' I think, it just made me cry with laughter, and I could not think of a better place to share it.
 
After by-pass surgery I asked my surgeon Can I start having sex.
The surgeon said yes but only with your wife, you're hearts not yet ready for any excitement.
 
Inter Memo.

OK, I give in, what's the connection/link between "Beethoven Decomposing",
and "Tesco's Horse Burger".

Please Note...
Humorous minded patrons only, should reply. :D
 
Responsible resourced burgers.

We can trace this burger to the 3.30 at Market Rasen.
No fences were permantley harmed during the making of this burger.
 
Oh findus.. what have you done.

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The horse meat scandal has had an unexpected benefit for the UK, the influx of Romanians which was expected this year will be a lot lower than predicted - we have eaten all of their transport.
 
China have now jumped on the burger bandwagon and are now selling quarter pandas

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