Pilgrim22
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North Korea accidentally pushes the nuclear launch button whilst teasing America. North Korea's missile, made with £4.37 worth of electronics from Curry's overshoots the intended target South Korea and has a near miss with a small fishing boat just off the coast of Japan. A seagull is killed in the process.
Japan retaliates with great fury and launches missiles at America, China, Australia and a small village in the Philippines.
France immediately sides with Japan but takes no action.
America launches 400 Japanese-made thermonuclear missiles at Japan. All 400 missiles hit the UK - America declares this as "friendly fire". The UK declares "It's ok" and raise taxes/reduce benefits to cover the cost.
France sides with America.
Hollywood releases 17 movies all portraying America as an innocent party overcoming great suffering, rising from the ashes with hope and glory. Morgan Freeman stars as the President in each.
France sides with Morgan Freeman.
Japan declares all-out war against the world and every citizen immediately, without hesitation - commits suicide.
New Zealand moves into an empty Japan and settles in.
America eyes up Iran. Iran eyes up Pakistan. Pakistan eyes up America. Germany coughs causing all three to launch weapons, obliterating Iran. Pakistan moves into Iran and starts chanting.
Germany stands with hands in air looking innocent. The Uk advises America that Germany was insulting his mother.
France, unsure of who to stand with, starts crying.
China marches in and starts asking everyone to calm down and "Get along". China then nukes America & South Korea.
North Korea stays silent, rising it's head only to poke the dead South Korean nation with a stick.
The Uk, hell-bent on revenge realises that it hasn't got any nuclear weapons so sends Ant & Dec to Germany and encourages the re-release of "Let's get ready to rumble".
Germany nukes itself with its entire arsenal - also taking out Russia.
Sweden invades France. The entire French nation run to Spain - this is mistaken by Spain as an invasion and is quickly stopped. The French people move to the UK, taking jobs as bus drivers. The UK grinds to a halt.
China - aware that the Earth is now an irradiated husk, invents a spaceship capable of interstellar travel and housing 3 billion Chinese citizens - no bigger than a Terry's Chocolate Orange.
Sweden begs China for a lift and pays passage using 3 World War's worth of hoarded gold. China takes off to Alpha Centauri to start a new, peaceful and caring "Earth 2"
Deep in the luggage hold, North Korea declares war on Sweden's duty-free travel bag.
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Japan retaliates with great fury and launches missiles at America, China, Australia and a small village in the Philippines.
France immediately sides with Japan but takes no action.
America launches 400 Japanese-made thermonuclear missiles at Japan. All 400 missiles hit the UK - America declares this as "friendly fire". The UK declares "It's ok" and raise taxes/reduce benefits to cover the cost.
France sides with America.
Hollywood releases 17 movies all portraying America as an innocent party overcoming great suffering, rising from the ashes with hope and glory. Morgan Freeman stars as the President in each.
France sides with Morgan Freeman.
Japan declares all-out war against the world and every citizen immediately, without hesitation - commits suicide.
New Zealand moves into an empty Japan and settles in.
America eyes up Iran. Iran eyes up Pakistan. Pakistan eyes up America. Germany coughs causing all three to launch weapons, obliterating Iran. Pakistan moves into Iran and starts chanting.
Germany stands with hands in air looking innocent. The Uk advises America that Germany was insulting his mother.
France, unsure of who to stand with, starts crying.
China marches in and starts asking everyone to calm down and "Get along". China then nukes America & South Korea.
North Korea stays silent, rising it's head only to poke the dead South Korean nation with a stick.
The Uk, hell-bent on revenge realises that it hasn't got any nuclear weapons so sends Ant & Dec to Germany and encourages the re-release of "Let's get ready to rumble".
Germany nukes itself with its entire arsenal - also taking out Russia.
Sweden invades France. The entire French nation run to Spain - this is mistaken by Spain as an invasion and is quickly stopped. The French people move to the UK, taking jobs as bus drivers. The UK grinds to a halt.
China - aware that the Earth is now an irradiated husk, invents a spaceship capable of interstellar travel and housing 3 billion Chinese citizens - no bigger than a Terry's Chocolate Orange.
Sweden begs China for a lift and pays passage using 3 World War's worth of hoarded gold. China takes off to Alpha Centauri to start a new, peaceful and caring "Earth 2"
Deep in the luggage hold, North Korea declares war on Sweden's duty-free travel bag.
Sent from the Diabetes Forum App
