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Who thinks these things up?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    CLEVER WORDS


    1. ARBITRAITOR


    A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds





    2. BERNADETTE


    The act of torching a mortgage.






    3. BURGLARIZE


    What a crook sees through





    4. AVOIDABLE


    What a bullfighter tries to do






    5. COUNTERFEITER


    Workers who put together kitchen cabinets




    6. LEFT BANK


    What the bank robbers did when their bag



    was full of money.





    7. HEROES


    What a man in a boat does





    8. PARASITES


    What you see from the Eiffel Tower





    9. PARADOX


    Two physicians





    10. PHARMACIST


    A helper on a farm





    11. RELIEF


    What trees do in the spring





    12. RUBBERNECK


    What you do to relax your wife





    13. SELFISH


    What the owner of a seafood store does






    14. SUDAFED



    Brought litigation against a government official
     
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