Why I Like Retirement

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Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday



Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.



Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.



Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?Answer:They are the only ones who have the time.



Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?Answer:NUTS!


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?Ans wer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?Answer: Normal ..

Question:What is the best way to describe retirement?Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.




And, my very favorite.... QUESTION: What do you do all week?Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.