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Robinredbreast

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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes ........ only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead

Maybe being one's self is always an acquired taste. Patricia Hampl

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person, is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are vegetarian. Shari R Barr.

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living and the other helps you make a life. ( one of my favourites) Sandra Carey

Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

Regret is an appalling waste of energy ; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in. Katherine Mansfield

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Beck

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest, divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland

I buried a lot of ironing in the back yard. Phyllis Diller

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. Bette Midler

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --- and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers

People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. Erma Bombeck

Nobody knows what anyone's marriage is like except the two of them ---- and sometimes one of them doesn't know. Ann Landers

These are just a few, many more to come. I hope you like them as much as I do :D

Best wishes RRB
 
terrific, i was just about to say how about some wise words from us men but then......nevermind
 
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a load of rubbish. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time..

Alright she said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest ****."
 
gezzathorpe said:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a load of rubbish. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time..

Alright she said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest ****."
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Love that, so funny :thumbup: :lol:

RRB
 
gezzathorpe said:
"Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2 things at once."
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I totally agree with this :thumbup: :lol:
 
Me too ;)

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There is no difference between men and women. We each have two of something down the side and one of something down the middle.
 
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