You know you're getting older when.....

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• You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
• You know you are getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
• You know you are getting old when you turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
• You know you are getting old when people warn you about shoveling snow.
• You know you are getting old when you move something to a more logical location and then can only remember where it used to be.
• You know you are getting old when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.
• You know you are getting old when your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
• You know you are getting old when the clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style.
• You know you are getting old when you no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
• You know you are getting old when you quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
• You know you are getting old when taking your morning pills takes longer than eating your pancakes and sausage.
• You know you are getting old when you lean over to pick something up off the floor, and then ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
• You know you are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
• You know you are getting old when the only reason you’re still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
  
• You know you are getting old when you frequently find yourself telling people what a gallon of gas USED to cost.
• You know you are getting old when it takes you two tries to get up from the couch.
• You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun--and fun is a lot more work.
• You know you are getting old when you don't want a sports car because of the insurance premiums.
• You know you are getting old when it takes twice as long to look half as good.
• You know you are getting old when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
• You know you are getting old when you're very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
• You know you are getting old when you give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
• You know you are getting old when you go to bed before your kids
• You know you are getting old when there are fewer things you are willing to wait in line for.
• You know you are getting old when you spend a lot of time thinking about the "here-after". you go somewhere to get something..... then wonder what you're "here after"
• You know you are getting old when you run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
• You know you are getting old when you actually want socks for Christmas.
• You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!
• You know you are getting old when "Happy Hour" turns out to be a nap!
• You know you're getting old when your back goes out more often than you do!
• You know you're old when you can't get your rocking chair started!
• You know you are getting old when you look forward to a DULL evening.
• We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• You know you are getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
• You know you are getting old when you get winded playing chess.
• You know you are getting old when you have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
• You know you are getting old when you look into the mirror and are shocked to see that "old person" looking back at you.
• You know you are getting old when the gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
• You know you are getting old
  when you tend to repeat yourself.
  You know you are getting old
  when you tend to repeat yourself.
• You know you are getting old when your children begin to look middle-aged.
• You know you are getting old when your pacemaker opens the garage door when you see a pretty girl.
• You know you are getting old when your knees buckle and your belt won't.
• You know you are getting old when your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
• You know you are old when your doctor is the same age as your grandson.
• You know your old when your youngest starts collecting Social Security.
• Young at heart, slightly older in other places!
• You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster!

 

[zand]

lol! Brilliant. My conclusion is that I am definitely getting old.

The only bit that gives me hope is:-
'You know you are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.'
- I don't do that one yet.

 

[NotSoSweet2]

You are hilarious!

 

[Dee_226]

Ha ha ha, just what I needed