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1. The dumbest thing I ever did was buy a 2020 planner
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.
He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from
positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the
house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she
thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We
laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas
will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep
washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports,
shut down all bars & keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, "I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6-foot
pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I'm
getting tired of the Living Room.
11. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting
restrictions now" is like saying "The parachute has slowed our rate of
descent, so we can take it off now."
12. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
o How dense the population is
o How dense the population is
13. And my personal favorite ----Never in a million years could I have
imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
