How about a raffle prize of a BGL meter and a years supply of strips and lancets then? This would be appropriate, would it not? Or a free LCHF training course given by specialists at DUK (Oh sorry, they do not support this bandwagon). Or a day at a Health Spa?
It will be interesting at Tesco's now.
Bear in mind the stands are run by everyday volunteers, who read the Daily Mail.
So the DUK stand will be offering the fat bloke a chance to win a day at the gym.
Probably in the normal style of stopping them, and asking do they want to win a prize.
When they ask what happened to the cake bake, '
oh, DUK says we can't offer people sweets anymore, if you eat too many you get fat and become diabetic'.
'Now, you could use a day at the gym by the look of you'
Could be interesting in store.
I wish I could be there to see it.