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I would like to be a woman in my next life. Take things easy, get pampered a lot by the men folk. Breaking a nail being the biggest problem in my life. Getting the tyre changed for me by simply flashing a leg. Oh to be a woman ((sigh))

OK, Quick, start the car:D:D
 
I remember winning the lottery millions once. I recorded the lottery numbers programme one week and kept hold of the recording. I then got a blank lottery ticket and filled in the winning numbers. 2 weeks later I was having a party at my house. As the time came to watch the lottery on tele I switched the video recorder on and started to tick off the numbers as they came out. Then as the last two balls were called out, I had a lot of acting to do, my friends were gathering around me and the bonus ball..........................number 6..................guess what? i had that too. They went hysterical, running into the street shouting their heads off. It was so funny, I was crying my eyes out. When they found out it was all a joke, I got carried out on to the lawn and had gallons of lager poured over me. We still have a laugh about it when we meet.:D
Now this is a true story ....

How common larger at a party ..:eek::rolleyes::inpain:

I only drink,champagne :hilarious: on very special occasions ..:wideyed:

If you could send me some more bottles @adrian207 that would be great ...

Very funny story ;):happy::hilarious:
 
I would like to be a woman in my next life. Take things easy, get pampered a lot by the men folk. Breaking a nail being the biggest problem in my life. Getting the tyre changed for me by simply flashing a leg. Oh to be a woman ((sigh))

OK, Quick, start the car:D:D
No,comment :woot:

Yet ....:wideyed:
 
I would like to be a woman in my next life. Take things easy, get pampered a lot by the men folk. Breaking a nail being the biggest problem in my life. Getting the tyre changed for me by simply flashing a leg. Oh to be a woman ((sigh))

OK, Quick, start the car:D:D
lol I once did get a tyre changed by flashing a leg!;)
 
Ok thanks. I will go and check it out. I was weighed at hospital and was 20st 6lb. I dieted very hard and very stupidly and am now 8 st 4lb, My BMI is 17.
 
Ok thanks. I will go and check it out. I was weighed at hospital and was 20st 6lb. I dieted very hard and very stupidly and am now 8 st 4lb, My BMI is 17.
In that case, I change my mind. I would be @Janiept!
 
Ok thanks. I will go and check it out. I was weighed at hospital and was 20st 6lb. I dieted very hard and very stupidly and am now 8 st 4lb, My BMI is 17.
:eek:..............................and you're shouting at ME:eek: Where's that slap head smilie thing face-slap.gif
 
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