20 THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY SAFELY AT CHRISTMAS DINNER

Randburg

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1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.


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Andrew S

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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Very good! You can admire Santa's bulging sack on Christmas Eve too if you are so inclined! ;-)
 
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Andrew S

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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.

Snowy12

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Very Good lol.

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adrian207

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS FESTIVE PICTURE? ...................................WELL IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT
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IT SHOULD NOW SAY "LADY OF THE NIGHT, LADY OF THE NIGHT, LADY OF THE NIGHT."
 
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