Predictions for the new season:
In a shock development, Ronald Koemann announces that he has made a hideous mistake moving to Everton, and wants to return to the Saints. Following this announcement, Gareth Bale, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Theo Walcott, Adam Lallana and Sadio Mané also announce that they have had second thoughts and wish to be released from their contracts to return to St Mary's. In a gesture of solidarity with a fellow Premiership side (and Real Madrid), their clubs agree to release them on a free transfer.
Saints then win the Premiership, FA and League (or whatever it's going to be called next year) Cups and end the season in a blaze of glory, beating Chelski 6-0 at Stamford Bridge, to equal their away scores at the other top 6 clubs and their 12-0 thrashing of Liverpoo at St Mary's.
In separate developments, peer-reviewed research published in Nature Journal confirms that the moon is made of green cheese.
That is all