Alligator

[Pura Vida]

Florida woman stops alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol.


This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.... Here is her story in her own words:


"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside ofThe Villageswith my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took....


The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible.

 

[busydiabeticmum]

I have to show my husband this one... almost as good as the woman who cut off her cheating husbands penis.... TWICE!

 

[donnellysdogs]

Real crocodiles in Cambridge farm!!

Could get even busier having read that!! Gave me a real laugh...

 

[busydiabeticmum]

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Real crocodiles in Cambridge farm!!

I have been to florida! We saw some babies and sent my brother (14yrs old) to stand close to the water to take a picture (filmed of course) then we saw the mum! My brother jumped in that car and closed the door so fast i think he beat a world record (and superman) i never laughed so much in my life... being his younger much tortures sister i think i had a right.

 

[donnellysdogs]

I have been to florida! We saw some babies and sent my brother (14yrs old) to stand close to the water to take a picture (filmed of course) then we saw the mum! My brother jumped in that car and closed the door so fast i think he beat a world record (and superman) i never laughed so much in my life... being his younger much tortures sister i think i had a right.

Lol!! It scared me just looking at these on the farm! Even behind windows!!

Johnsons farm at Old Hurst... Free entry, lots of unusual animals there, Ostrich, great cafe and lovely farm shop.. Brilliant place. Could even take a picnic and just visit free of charge. Lovely looking meats... (I can't eat meat) and lovely selection of fresh veg and unusual gift items as well as the things for kitchens and Wrendale gifts etc.

Well worth a visit if you live driving distance of Cambridge...

 

[CollieBoy]

I have to show my husband this one... almost as good as the woman who cut off her cheating husbands penis.... TWICE!

Why the <BLEEP> did he stay around after she cut it off the first time?

 

[busydiabeticmum]

Why the <BLEEP> did he stay around after she cut it off the first time?

Lol. He didnt! He was emailing woman from HER phone! Late at night while she was checking her emails found them (what a plonka!), so she took out her sewing scissors and cut it off! He took "it" to the hospital and had it re-attached and while recovering she snuck in and cut it off again! This time throwing it out of the window so he could never get it back (marital property!!!)... anyway security were alerted about a man attacking a woman in the corridor... arrested the man and took care of the woman, though later once they discovered what had happened she was Arrested. They never found his "thing" but the new woman doesnt mind... apparently.

 

[dbs]

Being shot in the kneecap and getting eaten by an alligator sounds less painful

 

[Bangkokian]

In Thailand they tie the 'member ' to a balloon in case of skilled surgeons being able to reattach the item.