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Christmas story ... please keep it going ..

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Which for a reindeer is really quite strange BUT when it's Panto Land....well, that's not at all unusual.... Rudolph was midway through dressing for rehearsals when he heard the Fruitbat & friends, Little Peter, Ice & Cream were on the way ...
 
The Giant Fruitbat landed safely and Ice, Cream, the tin man, the little woofter and Peter all got off the Giant Fruitbats back and all in unison said 'surprise'

Rudolph turned around and his big red shiny nose lit up in fact it was so shiny it almost blinded them

The little woofter was jumping around in excitement and Rudolph carried on dressing up as a panto dame

The Giant Fruitbat was into panto too and volunteered to dress up in panto too and donned a flamboyant sequinned dress

Rudolph asked the Giant Fruitbat what his shade of glossy red lipstick was as he fancied having bright red lips to match his big shiny nose

Then bells could be heard jingling in the distance and they all turned around to see.....
 
Stars .. many many falling stars ...
Drop a falling star came to mind ..
They eached picked up a falling star ..
A golden light shone around ..

Sudden ice saw a magic lantern ..
He picked it up and rubbed off some of the dust ..

Suddenly there was a bang
A Genie appeared ..
with a magic carpet ..

Come fly with me ..
They are 15 more adventures to have yet .. !!!! No time to sleep lol

They all,climbed aboard it was a lovely carpet . Rudolf hoped on to ..
The carpet floated high like a beautiful ballon ..
But where were they all going ... tbc
 
They were off to the moon, they didn't need to wear masks as the carpet was surrounded with a bubble of air so they wouldnt need helmets. They were going to visit the moomins, who live on the moon. As they neared the moon........tbc
 
ellagy said:
They were off to the moon, they didn't need to wear masks as the carpet was surrounded with a bubble of air so they wouldnt need helmets. They were going to visit the moomins, who live on the moon. As they neared the moon........tbc
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They flew to the moon via Russia and Poland ..
Luckily there were blankets in the big giant chest .. which carried all flight essentials ..
They all made themselves very warm ..
The Tim man handed out mugs of hot soup ..
Ice and course didn't feel the cold ...
He was very excited about the meeting the moomins ..
It was like a fantastic adventures .. a dream Ice had never really thought possible ..
Ice wondered if the moomins would invite them to their
Valley for high tea .. cream , reading his mind said yes they would get to the valley for tea ..
 
In all the excitement of meeting a Moomim, they had forgotten the left turn at Poland and on to Finn territory where these creatures dwell.
Entering Russian airspace, the feeling of warm soup subsided as the group realised they had company in the form of three Russian fighter jets.
"Oh my!" Said the tin man, the thought occurring to him that the average Russian won't see the funny side of a reindeer in drag... "I got a bad feeling about this. I believe we are being invited to land."
 
But Cream remembered her magic wand...she wasn't sure what to do so she just held it tightly and wished with all her might for them to be safe..
They were enveloped in a cloak of invisibility.....and somehow they heard, and understood, the confusion this had caused the Russian jet pilots....where are they? where have they gone?
They all relaxed a little and continued towards the moon....Little Peter, the dog, wondered if the Soup Dragon would be up there with the Clangers.....he wanted to meet them (and he was hungry again)
 
The Soup Dragon and the Giant Fruitbat were friends of old

And when they landed the Fruitbat planted a big kiss on the Soup Dragons cheek and left a glossy red kiss mark on the Soup Dragons cheek

Peter, the tin man, Ice and Cream along with the little woofter had never seen the Soup Dragon before and they were all delighted when the Soup Dragon served them all with a selection of soups

The little woofter jumped around he was having a gay old time with this adventure

Peter asked the group of travellers if they could stay a little while he was tired and needed to sleep

The Fruitbat said 'I think we could all have a little sleep so the friends gathered together cuddled up and drifted off to sleep
Apart from the Soup Dragon who kept awake just to guard the adventurers

Peter was soon fast asleep and he began to dream of .......
 
Little Peter was a tin soldier, a nutcracker in a ballet....he'd never been to the ballet nor been able to dance...he needed to be well oiled to dance..
They danced and danced to glorious music.....he felt so alive, so confident...
But the dream, in the way that dreams do....faltered and changed and he was suddenly being crushed, crumpled....he was becoming scrap metal.....he awoke with a start......
 
... Just in time to see a police officer walking around him. A disembodied crackly voice bleated from the radio transmitter on the copper's lapel. His familiar high visibility jacket had a strange eerie glow in the un-ozone filtered sunlight which seemed to reflect from everywhere. "No registered keeper. No tax, insurance or MOT." Beep bop. As the transmission ended in a condemning tone.
The police man hissed a sigh & said "right son. Looks like we're towing you in!"
"On what grounds?" pleaded The penguin. The copper looked the birds squarely in the eye and barracked "carful now, you're skating on thin ice."
"No we're not."Cream argued. "It's just the low gravity."
The policeman looked unfazed. Then with a flourish as he filled out a document said, "this vehicle will be inpounded & crushed."... Tbc.....
 
The Giant Fruitbat along with Ice, Cream, the tin man and the woofter pleaded with the fuzz to spare Peter any charges they said show some Christmas spirit and the police man said ok

The Giant Fruitbat said all aboard so they all climbed on the Fruitbats back and then the Fruitbat flew off in the direction of......
 
Suddenly a lady in a long black coat and hat ..
Floated down onto the scence ..
umbrella and carpet bag in hand
Morning PC Plod , she sang , just flew in to give you your daily hot drink , you know you love a warm mug of coco ..
Plod blushed , but drank the drink , he looked dazed ..
Like he was under a spell ...
Now cream you called me , and I came , said this interesting bag lady , Now you don't need me I must go ..

Oh please , the interesting group of friends said at once, please stay you can be our magical nanny ..

Well just a short flight then .. nanny agreed ..
engine on ..
Plod was left behind , under the influence of the special coco drink ..

Once again the stars where in site ..
But suddenly .. a gaint plant blocked their flight path ..
It was covered in beans ...... tbc
 
.... The sun.

But it was OK, because the flight by this time was at night.
The Stars navigated their course & as the temprature rose the all felt a Christmassy glow of mulled wine and roasted chestnuts..

"Look there's a black hole". said Ice. "Let's rest & let the immense gravity pull us in."

........
 
And with that thought they landed with a thump....well at least they thought so.....until they rubbed their eyes and saw the Soup Dragon looking at them...."hope you enjoyed your naps chaps...magic mushrooms and triple mature cheddar cheese soup can give you the most incredibly real dreams....."
They rolled up their carpet, said their goodbyes and went off in search of Wallace & Gromit .... they'd heard they'd just landed and we're hoping to hitch a lift to Lapland once their mission was complete....W&G's that is....
 
they all wanted to go to Lapland for Christmas but it was too far to walk. Cream was just beginning to wonder if they would have to walk all the way there when .... tbc
 
Glenda the good witch apeared and with a self satisfied smile outshined by a passively smug gleam in the eye told them they were in Lapland all along..
& with a wave of her wand announced that Cream was "with child". & would lay the ruby egg of the chosen bakers dozen!

Deep joy all round as the group set about building a nest for the new arrival....
 
Such lovely news a baby ice cream was born ..
mini magnum he was called ..
All fluffy with cute features..

All the group of friends were delighted and tears of happiness where shead ...

Extra gifts for the baby would have to be bought .
It's ok said the nanny , Santa will have enough presents for all ..

Of course the egg was faberge ( spelling )
This was a very precious baby indeed ...

No scary moments so far today ..
Untill the roar of a monster was heard .. tbc

The group froze !
 
The group did indeed freeze..

The roar was like a diesel four by four. The beast ground to a halt in a cloud of dust & out popped four heads.
Two heads had a single protruding glass eye each, one head was holding aloft some strange grey furry sausage like beast on a stick. Possibly a trophy from a previous hunt?
The fourth head wore a wide brimmed hat with the side brim turned up..

"My goodness!" Exclaimed the tin man. "It's all right, it's just a BBC wildlife film crew...."
 
"Ohh.. I wonder who they are going to be filming, it can not be us. We are not wildlife" said Ice. But it was them the team had come to film! "G'day" said the man in the hat, "Wotcha all of you" he said with a strange accent, "We would like to film you if you don't mind"
Ice looked at Cream who was looking at her baby with a dreamy look in her eyes. "What do you think, Cream" "Ah.. said Cream, " I don't know, why don't we ask the others"

So Ice asked the others and the consensus was that they all agreed to be filmed and to ....tbc
 
They were all excited to be filmed

The tin man asked to be polished so that he was gleaming and sparkling

The woofter wanted his coat trimmed

Peter asked for some new shoes

Ice and Cream loved all the attention they were getting

The Giant Fruitbat applied layers of shiny bright red lipstick to his lips and also some rouge to his cheeks

They were all ready

Then someone said

'Lights camera action'
 
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