The Fruitbat dashed back into the shop and said, we MUST save Christmas. I need a partridge in a peartree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds, 5 gold rings, 6 geese a laying, 7 swans a swimming, 8 maids a milking, 9 ladies dancing, 10 lords a leaping, 11 pipers piping, 12 drummers drumming.......before midnight or the Christmas feast won't happen....please, please.....I do hope I've got it right......
You see I found this taped under the table when I erm, fell over....
It was a list of things needed for the Feast of Stephen (the narwhal's first name) Magic spell.....
When the gifts are all around the tree we all have to sing
"We............" tbc