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Christmas story ... please keep it going ..

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Cut, cut, cut said the director. Whose dog is this? No-one said anything about a dog.....
Erm, it's mine, said Wallace as he strolled into view. His name's Gromit.....isn't it lad..
Our party of travellers were so excited and said to the director...please carry on...W&G are who we were looking for...we're hoping to get a lift home soon.....it's getting nearer to Christmas and we must get back to the Narwhal and his underwater cave for the Christmas Banquet....we're on a quest to save it but still don't know how...
 
Back on the magic carpet ..
The count down to Christmas really had began ..
A film with Wallace and gromit .. and the whole group of friends .. so many adventures..
What's that , said cream , talking quietly due to mini magnum sleeping ..

Why said the tin man ..
I can see two girls and a boy ..
What are they waving ..at
Awww said Wallace that's Perkins ..
we are in the land of the Santa train ..

Anyone got the tickets , the railway children have invited us all for tea ..
Tickets ..... please shouted up Perkins .. as the magic carpet landed on top of an old carriage ..
Who else will be at the tea party , not the mad hatter , it can't be .. tbc
 
It couldn't be, because the queen of hearts had him beheaded last Christmas for spiking her tea with LSD.

Move along, nothing to see here..
 
A whole year had gone by without the Hatter.
The Queen woke with a gaping yawn. "Where's my breakfast?" She bellowed.
Was that the sound of water running in the bathroom? Slipping into her gown & slippers, she followed the sound pushing open the bathroom door, her eyes were still not accustomed to being awake. Now there was the steam to contend with from the running hot water.
Peering through the mist she could make out a familiar naked soaped up form of a man behind the glass shower screen..
He looked round & smiled as he rinsed off. Then grabbing a towel to cover his modesty as he stepped out, reached with a flourish for a top hat resting on the toilet cistern.
"Morning sleepy head." He charmed as he patted the hat in its proper place. "Breakfast will be served!"

The queen blinked. So, this whole past year had been just a dream.....
 
So the Queen found herself at downton Abbey for Christmas
Mince pies and sherry
Holly and mistle toe ..

Dr who , call the midwife , the railway children , frozen , Harry Potter ..

Surly not a dream ..
Penny for your thoughts said the Magpie who had landed on the queens window sill ....tbc
 
No, the queen was living in "Southfork" Dallas...

Theres a lot of "plagiarism" going on.. I just thought I'd join in..? Lol
 
Miss Ellie treated them all to some tea

Ice, Cream, Peter, the tin man, the Narwhal, the woofter and the Giant Fruitbat couldn't believe the luxury at Southfork

The penguins and the narwhal felt at home in the swimming pool

The tin man was getting pi$$ed with Sue Ellen and the Fruitbat was getting make up tips from Pam

At 6pm a fancy car pulled up into the drive and out stepped .......
 
JR Earwig.
"Sue Ellen?" he said, pour me a Burbon on the rocks.

A rattlesnake glance surveyed the visitors.. Then he grinned. "My my, I guess the circus is in town." Whadda you boys want?"...
 
Sue Ellen gave one of those specisl cups of tea ..to JR
Then packed her suitcase ..
She was out of the ranch ...

She was going with the interesting group ..
Via a trip to see gok won ..
For a nice make over for Christmas

Well , soon be Santa time and everyone should look their best ..
Jr could find someone else to pour his drinks ..
Sue Ellen was joining in the adventure ...
 
JR wasted no time after Sue Ellen's departure. And called his "old friend" Jessica Rabbit.
Her phone rang. As JR composed himself for seduction & the line clicked in answer, a strange man's voice bellowed from the ear peice... "Ho Ho Ho hello?"
JR had felt like he'd lost the oil deal of the century & been shot at the same time..
"Who is this?" Was all he could mutter.. But he knew the ghost of Christmas childhoods had returned..

He had indeed been a bad little boy.... Tbc
 
But Santa had a forgiving heart
 
Ho ho ho said Santa
It's the 21 of December ..
Let's have a treat ..

Red coat , white beard .. cheerful soul ...
Heart of gold ..

Look he said .. you must all have an early Christmas gift .. tbc
 
Everyone of the group including bad boy JR
We're given 10 gold sovereigns
Come into the old shop with the crooked window ..beamed a loud voice ..
Spend your money wisely
Buy a gift of your choice ..
it's not Christmas yet .. but tbc ..
 
But what you choose to buy will reflect on the type/quality of Christmas Day you have ......
Ice & Cream looked at each other then each other person in turn.....what could this mean.......
 
..could it mean that the presents they bought would make the following year a special year if the presents were special! tbc
 
Suddenly inside the shop , a sale sign appeared .. Sale !!!
buy 12 gifts for 10 sovereigns ..
Ice bought the drum for the bsby



Cream thought a pet goose would be nice .

Ice bought a gold ring for cream .. that would mean a ..... celebration! Lol
So the night before Christmas Eve began
With dancers , dancing in the street out side the shop tbc x
 
The Fruitbat wanted to join in but the tune started alongside singing...."on the first day of Christmas...." made him stop and turn to all the friends but mostly to Rudolph (being Santa's lead Reindeer) and said... that's the Twelve Days of Christmas isn't it? Rudolph nodded in agreement.....what are you thinking? "Well" said the Fruitbat..."the sale sign, in the shop...TWELVE gifts for TEN sovereign s.....I'm sure the ones in the song are what we must buy to make sure the Christmas table in the Narwhal's cave is piled high with turkey and cranberry sauce and all the other delicious goodies..... what do you think?"....."and what are those gifts in the song.....
 
And so it was off to the narwhals cave , which was also in lap land ..
Suddenly the group saw a red door .. they entered it ..
Inside was a beautiful tree .. complete with partridge .. and pear ..
A fire place , over which hung a stocking for everyone .. was cosy and warm ..

How exciting .. they all called ..
Mulled wine and mince pies were eaten ..
this was the beginning of Christmas .. x
 
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