Fruit joke

[dogslife]

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm.

 

[Shiraz Akhtar]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An orange a day keeps the plumber away.

Basically, if you throw fruit at people they go away.

 

[pdmjoker]

Edward VII got cross when at lunch his young grandson excitedly interrupted the adult conversation. The grandson was sternly told to be quiet and wait. Finally the king asked what he wanted to say:

It's too late now Grandpapa - there was a caterpillar crawling over your lettuce but you've eaten it!
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Edit: As I recall from Gyles Brandreth's book Elizabeth

 

[j4v3d]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An orange a day keeps the plumber away.

Basically, if you throw fruit at people they go away.

LOL is this a tried and tested method?