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When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is this statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your
eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! if you
haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson ! Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is this statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your
eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! if you
haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson ! Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
I never know whether it's ok to pass on entries here to other people, so I always ask permission first! May I pass this on?
