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Have a smile on me. X

4ratbags said:
Lol do you think males designed these.
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The kit was designed by a team member, 22 year old Angie Tatiana Rojas. It was vetted by her teammates, and they have been racing in it for a full season both in Colombia and abroad. Quote / unquote.

If a guy came up with this, he would have been hung (sic) drawn and quartered ... as he should have been.

But a young woman? Just shows you.
 
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Ermmmm....NO!! :rolleyes:

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Oh dear!! Lol. That's an unfortunate angle.

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Erm.....REALLY! :confused:

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Don't you think they'd have changed it a tad...for cosmetic reasons if nothing else. I wouldn't ride THAT trolley. Lol.

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Hi everyone, rather late but hope you all had good Xmas and new year. Haven't been around recently. Had some very sad news before Xmas. Having my second eye op next Thursday. Yak!!!! Not looking forward to that at all. Anyway wishing you all a very late happy healthy new year X
 
maureen5752 said:
Hi everyone, rather late but hope you all had good Xmas and new year. Haven't been around recently. Had some very sad news before Xmas. Having my second eye op next Thursday. Yak!!!! Not looking forward to that at all. Anyway wishing you all a very late happy healthy new year X
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Having had 2 eye surgeries + numerous laser treatments and injections in the last year best wishes for the second op next week. x
 
maureen5752 said:
Hi everyone, rather late but hope you all had good Xmas and new year. Haven't been around recently. Had some very sad news before Xmas. Having my second eye op next Thursday. Yak!!!! Not looking forward to that at all. Anyway wishing you all a very late happy healthy new year X
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Keep battling on Maureen hun. My very best wishes to you. This is to make you smile. X

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A Geordie joke

Based on a true story
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A Consultant Heart Surgeon at the Freeman Hospital arrives at Geordie’s bed & draws the curtain

“How are you doing Mr Smith?”, he asks Geordie

“Wey not too bad Doctor ye knaa, cannit grumble”

“Well I suppose you could Mr Smith, I have been looking at your latest test results and you have a tremedous amount of damage to the arteries supplying blood to your heart, can I ask if you smoke?”

“Wey ah have a couple a day ye knaa, nee more than 2 packets of backy a week though”

“I see, and how long have you been smoking”, asked the consultant

“Wey about 60 years now like”, replied Geordie

“So you started when you were were about 1 then” replied the consultant wryly
“Nah Man Doctor ye cheeky ****** ! … I was at least ten or eleven like”
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This Geordie joke is really naff...but made me laugh. :D

A man bets a budgie that talks. All it wants to say is "I'm a Geordie budgie I'm hard as nails" The budgie says this over and over for a few weeks and in the finish the man is getting really sick so he gets a hawk. He puts the hawk in the cage with the budgie before going to bed and says "lets see how hard you are now you little sod" and off he goes to bed.

In the morning he checks the cage. The hawk is dead and the budgie is hopping about shouting "I'm a Geordie budgie and I'm hard as hell" he continues to repeat this all day so the next day the man goes and gets a buzzard. "right then this fella will sort you out for sure" says the man as he puts in the the cage. Off he goes to the shop.

When he gets back he is amazed to find the buzzard dead and the budgie happliy shouting "I'm a Geordie budgie and I'm hard as hell" The man makes a few calls and gets hold of an eagle.

He puts the eagle in the cage before going to bed. He tells the budgie "there is no way you are still going to be here in the morning mate" he heads off up the stairs chuckling.

In the morning he comes down to find the eagle dead but the budgie has no feathers. Amazed he looks at the budgie who still happy says........................

"I'm a geordie budgie and I'm hard as hell, but I had to take my coat off for that one"

Very long I know but it cracks me up!


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Ha ha the kids drawings remind me of one of my daughters pictures from school, if I can find it I will post it as it was one of those What The moments when we saw it.
 
LOL - please dooo that 4ratbags! In the meantime - here is one my son did in primary school (he's 16 now) and I STILL have it on my kitchen cupboard as it makes me laugh so much. I need to explain that he was asked to create an animal picture of 3 animals combined into 1 picture. He chose a giraffe, a rat and a frog. The suspicious looking bit is the rat's tail!!

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