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Knock Knock jokes

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I remember learning that one from my grandad - probably over 65 years ago!:eek: And I still think it's one of the better knock knock ones.

It's also a sort of family joke as Isabel/Isabella has been a family name over at least three generations.

Robbity
 
Knock knock

Who's there ?

Lettuce

Lettuce who ?

Lettuce in it's cold outside ( brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr )
 
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
Sonia Boots, I can smell it!
 
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas Girls shouldn't climb trees.
 
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Aida

Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
 
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
 
knock knock
who's there ?
Madame
Madame who ?
Madame feet are sore let me in !
 
Knock KnockWho's there
Ears
Ears who
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you


Knock KnockWho's there
Egg
Egg who
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door
 
Lame? Here are a couple of more 'Knock Knock' jokes that are so bad that they're good!
  • Knock Knock, who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
  • Knock Knock, who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
  • Knock Knock, who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.
  • Knock Knock, who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
  • Knock Knock, who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl?
:p:p:p
 
Knock knock, who's there?

Mr Wood

Mr Wood who?

Mr, would you please open the door, it's cold out here!
 
Knock knock,

Who's there?

Miss Givings

Miss Givings who?

Misgivings about staying outside.
 
Knock knock

Who's there

Serious miss

Serious miss who?

Serious misgivings about staying outside a moment longer!
 
Knock knock

Who's there?

Doug

Doug who?

Dug my way out of prison only to find this wretched door in the way!
 
Knock knock

Who's there?

Mr Punch

Mr Punch who?

Missed a punch? Catch up with the boxing on iPlayer
 
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