Laughing at ourselves!

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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

So I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started…

What do we want?

A cure for diabetes

When do we want it?

Before Easter.




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How do meters greet each other ..... HI-LO! :silent:

mo1905 said:

What do we want?

A cure for diabetes

When do we want it?

Before Easter.




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Did you hear about the overly-made up diabetic woman? Fake tan, false eyelashes – even her low blood sugar incidents were false hypos….

A nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman.
"I'm diabetic and I think I'm having a hypo !," she said.
"Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette".

thebassist84 said:

Laughter is the best medicine so I want the best diabetic jokes please! Here's one for starters.
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And another

"Is NATO just the nickname Scottish people give to amputees"

PMSL

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Love the content of all the posts thebassist84. :thumbup:
I nearly fell off me chair laughing at the one above. :lol:

Wonder how many "got" it.


willie.

mo1905 said:

What do we want?

A cure for diabetes

When do we want it?

Before Easter.




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Haha luv it


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mo1905 said:

What do we want?

A cure for diabetes

When do we want it?

Before Easter.




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brilliant! just brilliant!


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What do we want?

TIME TRAVEL!

When do we want it?

IT'S IRRELEVANT!