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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by porl69, May 15, 2019.

  1. porl69

    porl69 Type 1 · Well-Known Member

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    Just got back from my town center and i'm never going back.
    I was walking along the high street when I saw a man and woman having a shouting match. The woman then slapped the man around the head and they started to fight. A policeman showed up but instead of trying to calm it down he started to hit the man with his baton. Then the guy wrestled the baton off the policeman and started to hit the policeman and his wife.

    Then a crocodile came and stole all the sausages!
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  2. dogslife

    dogslife Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    Ha, ha. "That's the way to do it". :D
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  3. Lulu9101112

    Lulu9101112 Type 1 · Well-Known Member

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    Lol this reminds me last time when I got a new bike in my town centre whilst walking there. There were two drivers that had gotten out of there’s cars having a physical fight with a baseball bat. By the time we walked round again they were gone. Even the bike shop staff apologised because he had to keep checking his phone as he literally just had to call the police. We didn’t mind as we knew it was probably because of what we jusr saw outside and they didn’t need to apologize to us.

    I remember my 18th birthday. It just during a football match. (There was a lot of PCSO’s and police around at time) I had literally got out of the toilet so and these two guys were having a loud argument about football teams it started getting physical to the point they almost pushed me by accident. I went to the bus stop gave a odd look to the PCSO’s/police. Got the bus and then through the windows as bud went past. I could see a Policeman talking to them.

    Why are people dumb enough to do things in front of PCSO’s or police because they’ll know they’ll get caught lol
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