My kidnappers note to wife.

[miahara]

" Keeps telling us to eat 'real food' and chuck the ready-meals that Big Al gets from round the corner and is refusing anything that has more than a sniff of carbohydates. Seems like we've kidnapped a bloody rabbit.
Was a waste of time and effort snatching him, he's doing our heads in.
We'll drop him off blindfold and naked at the end of your road.
You're welcome to him!"