Walkingmoose, I'm going to go out on a limb here. Do you have any MH issues, such as depression? People do care here but with the caring comes some honesty - you have been repeatedly advised that you have neither prediabetes, nor diabetes, but you are still posting here. You have had a test done at the docs, have normal numbers, yet say you are kind of hoping that you have prediabetes so you can stop yourself getting type 2. Can you see this really doesn't make any sense?
Motivation to change diet and lifestyle seem to be lacking, which is why I asked about depression, plus the fact that you don't get out of bed until 2pm, eat loads of sugar and carbs, and don't exercise at all. I get the impression that you are hoping to have prediabetes as it will then give a cause for you to carry on living very unhealthily, rather than motivation to change, and I think deep down you know that is the case. Think of it along lines of the diet that will always start tomorrow (so let's stuff what we can today) and the giving up smoking tomorrow (so let's smoke twice as much because it will soon be taken away). You are keeping on doing the same thing in the vague hope that something will come along..something that you can tie in with all the symptoms you have, and you can then use them as the reason.
I doubt very much whether
anybody on here will advise you to check your bloods regularly, it just isn't necessary. If you decided to buy a monitor, even after all the advice you have had, that's down to you - it's your responsibility. But you really need to try and understand that it's not a case of nobody believing you, but that you have absolutely normal, non-diabetic blood glucose levels.
I have mentioned Health Anxiety here on this forum before and unfortunately, some were offended. But the fact remains that this is a common condition, where people read up on a particular illness, and try and fit their symptoms to that illness - I have seen quite a few here, including have had tests which prove otherwise. There are some cases where people are misdiagnosed, but there are usually other factors - you really don't fit into that category. I know this may seem harsh, but if you keep posting the "hope I have's", while making no changes, it is going to put people's back up. Diabetes is a tough condition to deal with, and people put a lot of work into trying to stay as healthy as they can - you have a chance to avoid it. Why not use the interest you have, and channel it into ways to help yourself? A lower carb diet can be followed by anyone, it is interesting and can make a big difference to how you feel in general.
Good luck with making some changes!