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Scandichic

Well-Known Member
Messages
3,708
Location
Hampshire
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Dislikes
Michael Gove and his insane educational? policies!
  • I had amnesia once — or was it twice.

  • I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

  • Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

  • If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses side-saddle.

  • What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

  • They told me I was gullible … and I believed them.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto a M25.

  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

  • Is there another word for synonym?
 
Went to a really ****** zoo today ! Just one dog in it ! It was a Shitzu :-)
 
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