Paleo for Dummies

[borofergie]

I love this so much. Especially the "does it have a face?" bit.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6OZtop6QMt0/T ... wchart.jpg

 

[Grazer]

EXCELLENT!!
"Did you pull it from a nest...." :lol:

 

[noblehead]

I had to chuckle at the title of the thread 'Paleo for Dummies'................... :lol:


Sorry Stephen!

 

[modesty007]

This is so gooood!! :lol:

 

[borofergie]

I read an even better description of Paleo today (from the great Kurt Harris):
You can eat it as long as you can "kill it or dig it up with a stick"

 

[Anonymous]

.. which makes cannibalism ok, presumably..

(though victim would also have to be Paleo I think or at least grass fed). Gosh this is difficult :?

 

[borofergie]

Yeah! Veggies eat so much grain, that eating one would screw up my Omega 6 ratio. Not forgetting they love stuffing themselves on phytoestrogen-filled, endocrine-disrupting, mineral-leeching soy imitation meats.

When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren.

 

[wiflib]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

 

[xyzzy]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Is that with or without squirty cream?

 

[wiflib]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Is that with or without squirty cream?

Xyzzy, :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: I've not told him about the industrial sized can I have in my fridge, he'd only get jealous.

 

[xyzzy]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Is that with or without squirty cream?

Xyzzy, :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: I've not told him about the industrial sized can I have in my fridge, he'd only get jealous.

Yes did notice "Is it a big can of squirty cream?" wasn't on the graphic anywhere. How can that be! :lol:

 

[xyzzy]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Is that with or without squirty cream?

Xyzzy, :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: :shh: I've not told him about the industrial sized can I have in my fridge, he'd only get jealous.

Yes did notice "Is it a big can of squirty cream?" wasn't on the graphic anywhere. How can that be! I am less than impressed :lol:

 

[wiflib]

Can you hear that? It's the sound of a smart **** changing it to include said can.

 

[viviennem]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Is that with or without squirty cream?

I'm going into hiding. I'm pretty Palaeo, and I'm still carrying plenty of fat ! :shock:

Viv 8)

PS Sorry about the Palaeo spelling. I'm old-fashioned - and English!

 

[borofergie]

I'm going into hiding. I'm pretty Palaeo, and I'm still carrying plenty of fat ! :shock:

Viv 8)

PS Sorry about the Palaeo spelling. I'm old-fashioned - and English!

I love the Palaeo spelling! I'm going to cause lots of trouble over at PalaeoHacks when I get home tonight.

 

[borofergie]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Why do you think I do all this running lark? You'd better be a persintance hunting zombie, cos uou ain't going to get any "brains" for at least 13.1.

1. There is no cream on the list because dairy is not Paleo (Paleo+Dairy=Primal)
2. Since I'm trying to be a good Paleo boy, I haven't eaten any cream for 50 days :cry: If you smothered wiflib in cream, I'd currently be less likely to eat her.
3. Wiflib and Defren are too skinny these days to be worth eating. I'd eat Grazer, but he'd probably taste like he was pickled.

 

[Defren]

"When the zombie apocolypse comes I'm eating wiflib and Defren"

Not unless I eat you first mate.

Why do you think I do all this running lark? You'd better be a persintance hunting zombie, cos uou ain't going to get any "brains" for at least 13.1.

1. There is no cream on the list because dairy is not Paleo (Paleo+Dairy=Primal)
2. Since I'm trying to be a good Paleo boy, I haven't eaten any cream for 50 days :cry: If you smothered wiflib in cream, I'd currently be less likely to eat her.
3. Wiflib and Defren are too skinny these days to be worth eating. I'd eat Grazer, but he'd probably taste like he was pickled.

Yes, I am getting like a rack of ribs these days. Still the tummy fat to shift, but it has finally started to move. Anyway, if I am going to be eaten, then it's covered in cream or you can feed your face with someone who has less class than Libby or I. :lol: