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Riot Update

Sid Bonkers

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The London riots have spread to Merseyside where a mob hit Goodison Park.
Looters escaped with unused silver polish, a pack of dusters and the £8.25 transfer kitty...


After Carpet Right was burnt to the ground in Tottenham on Saturday night, there are now rug dealers on every street corner...


Ironically, in exactly one year's time in London there will be hundreds of people running about trying to take gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with a single pistol shot...
 
oooh you cleaned that last one up from the version I'd heard! For the best though!
 
Just seen a rather large black 80's soulstar running down my street with a 50 inch tv under his arm.... think it was Looter Vandross!!!
 
Sid Bonkers said:
Ironically, in exactly one year's time in London there will be hundreds of people running about trying to take gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with a single pistol shot...
Just like in this pic

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr...26475&Signature=KGB+stJeThUzv6c+Cz4jKzUhaq4=

oops pic too big to post here, and I can't seam to link it, so copy & paste into browser (without [url ] bits).


More great pics of the Riots Here : http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/
 
The Rioters Prayer

THE RIOTERS PRAYER

Our father, who art in prison,
my mum knows not his name,
thy Riots come, read it in the sun,
in Birmingham, as it is in London,
give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting,
as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the teles,
the Burberry & the Barcardi,
forever and ever...
Innit !!!!
 
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