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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

the ones that go wats up when you ask them to please move, on a role here
 
Young or old men who spit in the street, that's gross, at least if you tread in dog poo you know you've done it
 
Sports people who blow their noses holding one side and snot on the ground
 
Id like to sneak in my sister in law who bought me the perfume Fendi which I take to mean F N DIE,
I dont think she likes me (very sad)
 
Junk mail! Especially the stuff from Virgin media, that comes several times a week and gets stuck behind the front door.
If I wanted your offers of phone and t v, Mr Branson I would have accepted by now so stop cluttering my hallway.

Except of course that Richard Branson only advertises Virgin Media, he no longer owns it. Of all big company bosses, he has to be one of the most human as he's happy to take the p1$$ out of himself. So I veto any move to put him in Room 101.
 
I have found an ingenenious solution to my teenager problem. In going to make him stay at his Nans for a couple of days. She is 83, has no internet and will drive him mental fussing every 2 minutes

But nans are so much more understanding of teenager grandchildren than they were of their own kids.
 
People who think it is okay to sl*g down the dead and then say I have no respect for the dead when I have done nothing apart from cry over lost ones!

People who steal from you and think it is okay....but ofcourse they get away with it and once again I am in the wrong

Men who are oh so secretive and wonder why us women can't trust them and get all bitchy!

People who are older than me who get the young ones in the office aka me to be there slaves because they are just so god **** frigging lazy to get off there arses themselves to go to the printer themselves.

People who repeatedly tell me how to do my own job even though I have been there for 4 years, when I have been doing perfectly fine.

Oh and people who think I got diabetes from eating too much sugar and won't listen to what I have to say because they.know.everything.

Sorry if I have offended anyone not meant to :)
 
*nods*

We also need to check that the 101 room has no electrical plug points, chargers, phone sockets, arial sockets, satellite dishes, or any form of link to the outside world.
Yay, not being able to access social media would be good punishment.
 
I think they are about equal in grossity.

Actually, I have a bottle of youth dew. Bought it after smelling this fantastic and elusive fragrance on a woman in a cinema, and asking her what it was (I have no shame!).

Bought it, sprayed it, and nearly died! Eventually I learned to spray 1 squirt into the air 4 feet ahead of me, and walk through it. Got the same subtle gloriousness.

Found the same thing works for Clinique's original perfume.

Can't bear it drenched.
* shudder *

So I'm happy to have over-used Youth Dew in 101
That is just it? It probably is ok, but so strong that the gagging effect is only when too much is used, or it is used in lieu of personal hygiene.
 
Young ones with the crutch of their trousers round their knees showing off their bums or g string pants, what's that about
Yup especially in the supermarket, with jeans hanging round bum, not too clean undies on show, and walking like they have cacked.
Unhygienic!
 
People who think it is okay to sl*g down the dead and then say I have no respect for the dead when I have done nothing apart from cry over lost ones!

People who steal from you and think it is okay....but ofcourse they get away with it and once again I am in the wrong

Men who are oh so secretive and wonder why us women can't trust them and get all bitchy!

People who are older than me who get the young ones in the office aka me to be there slaves because they are just so god **** frigging lazy to get off there arses themselves to go to the printer themselves.

People who repeatedly tell me how to do my own job even though I have been there for 4 years, when I have been doing perfectly fine.

Oh and people who think I got diabetes from eating too much sugar and won't listen to what I have to say because they.know.everything.

Sorry if I have offended anyone not meant to :)
@NicolaAnne1994 's colleagues who don't respect her!
 
Aw, no, not pellets. They poison the critters that eat the slugs, like frogs and hedgehogs.
Broken egg shells - put a ring around your plants and the slugs will not cross it.
 
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My nominations have been written in invisible ink, for fear of upsetting the sensitive members of this collective.

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My nominations have been written in invisible ink, for fear of upsetting the sensitive members of this collective.

:jimlad:
People who are too chicken to say what they really think!
 
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My nominations have been written in invisible ink, for fear of upsetting the sensitive members of this collective.

:jimlad:

Think we might have to put you in the holding room for sitting on the fence lol inclusion pending review ;)
 
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