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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

AndBreathe said:
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My nominations have been written in invisible ink, for fear of upsetting the sensitive members of this collective.

:jimlad:
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Secretive people who don't tell it as it is :p

Oh by the way there is a secret message there too
 
try sticking up razor blades - an old lady I used to stay with when I was around 7 used to put down grape fruit halves (just the skins) and in the morning turn them over and there would be lots of slugs under them. She then used to squash them. You could try that
 
Andrew Colvin said:
try sticking up razor blades - an old lady I used to stay with when I was around 7 used to put down grape fruit halves (just the skins) and in the morning turn them over and there would be lots of slugs under them. She then used to squash them. You could try that
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Harsh on visiting hedgehogs who are not eating the beggars fast enough though.
 
satindoll said:
You forgot swimmers so did I
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What? Swimmers? Me?
Or do you mean people who spit in swimming pool? Not me!


But would include people who pee in the pool, or do not shower before they get in, especially if they are sweaty from the gym!
 
Pipp said:
What? Swimmers? Me?
Or do you mean people who spit in swimming pool? Not me!


But would include people who pee in the pool, or do not shower before they get in, especially if they are sweaty from the gym!
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All of the above yes Not You though well not at the moment unless
 
Well done Brunneria for getting us on this.

Think Mr Pipp might say
people who haven't been off the iPad since yesterday afternoon, though.
 
Can I add every copy of windows because the only way we will get Microsoft to clear up their virus ridden hell is to make them go bust it seems. How many years has it just been getting worse?
 
satindoll said:
All of the above yes
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Seems that despite having excellent pool etiquette in that I go to the toilet, blow my nose, have a shower before getting in the water, and never spitting or peeing or even farting in the water, satindoll is sending me to room 101.

Help guys! I don't deserve this!
 
Not Valid mr pip should watch out in case he's added to the list of grumpy old men with mine sitting in the punishment room
 
Pipp said:
Well done Brunneria for getting us on this.

Think Mr Pipp might say
people who haven't been off the iPad since yesterday afternoon, though.
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But that makes him a grumpy husband, and we know what that means...

* cue sinister music *

* pan in to looming door, opening by itself, creaking hinges, darkness yawning... *
 
Andrew Colvin said:
Can I add every copy of windows because the only way we will get Microsoft to clear up their virus ridden hell is to make them go bust it seems. How many years has it just been getting worse?
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Yes, if you help me out.
 
Pipp said:
Seems that despite having excellent pool etiquette in that I go to the toilet, blow my nose, have a shower before getting in the water, and never spitting or peeing or even farting in the water, satindoll is sending me to room 101.

Help guys! I don't deserve this!
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He might as well join me coz you put me here.
 
Pipp said:
Seems that despite having excellent pool etiquette in that I go to the toilet, blow my nose, have a shower before getting in the water, and never spitting or peeing or even farting in the water, satindoll is sending me to room 101.

Help guys! I don't deserve this!
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:eek::wideyed::woot:

Come on, @satindoll , have heart!

She's one of us!!!

Have mercy!!!
 
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